staticburn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Valentine's Day Special]

I've been watching this at least 3 times a day...

Is that a bad sign?

[Nipple Radio]

I'm gonna take a guess here...

You've never seen a real nipple in your life, have you?

[Doodieman: The Hero's Loa]

Well...

I checked up... you WERE an animator on the Simpsons, and you DID quit your job there. But what I can't understand is, why you quit your job anitmating one of the most universally known cartoons, to make a really dumb webcomic about a guy who shits all the time... I'm sorry... it just doesn't make sense to me...

Unless, of course, you have some sort of poop fetish...

I don't know, far be it from me...

[Transformer Remix]

Blah...

I dunno, it was ok, but it coulda been a lot better...

[Douche Are Fun Collection]

Fuckin Awsome

Your shit rocks, and long time ago (when "ode to Cigarette" came out) you got me addicted to Gaia.

Now I am addicted to this cartoon. I watch it on a daily basis. It's sad, I know, but I can't help it

[Pimpvangelion ep1]

Fucker

You did NOT make this shit, you stole it from John Westbrook of WESTWARE... BLAM THIS SHIT OFF OF NEWGROUNDS!!!

[There she is!!!]

!!!!

??? ?? ?? ?? ???. ?? ?????.

[Xombie: Chapter 3]

!!!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND!!!

[The Real Legend]

BRILLIANT

Thank you for the voice update, I've been watching this since it first came to the front page. The original voices were kinda sketchy.

You have a gift with flash animation, whether or not you realize it. My only suggestion is try reapeating certain things, such as eyes and hands more frequently. Since from what I can tell, everything seems to be redrawn from scratch every time, which could be leading to the rather bursting file size. Not to mention, it owuldn't hurt too bad to clip "everybody dance now" just a little bit.

Great job, keep up the good work

[Elemental Warrior 0]

WOW

This is a nice piece of work you put together here. Watching it the first time, I wondered how complex it must have been to make, so the second time I watched, I was looking out for motion tweens, and you know what? If you even used tweening motion in this, you cannot detect it. Great job, and way to keep us guessing...